I have a bad habit of saying: What’s if…
eg: What’s if we get pizza tonight?
My wife reminds me that there’s no such abbreviation. Instead I should just say: What if…
But I can’t shake the habit (after all these years).
So, I’ve decided to make up what the abbreviation is. Here’s what it is:
What’s if = What is the situation if
(I’m going to stick to this)